funny declaration of intent

For NAME, that happened about 20 years ago when s/he met me and we became best friends [add some humor if your officiant is a friend]. A humorous wedding ceremony script that’s non-tradition gives you the opportunity to show your personality. The grooms/brides/bride and groom have each prepared vows that they will read now.

From this day forward, I will lint roll the chairs whenever your parents visit. N., will you have this man to be your husband, and will you pledge your faithfulness to him, in all love and honor, in all duty and service, in all faith and tenderness, to live with him and cherish him, according to the ordinance of God, in the holy bond of marriage?

Marriage is a bond to be entered into only after considerable thought Do you, N. , knowing of this man’s/woman’s love for you and returning it, On this beautiful day, _______ and _______ have brought us together to celebrate their love and union in matrimony. “I, take you (insert fiancé’s name), to be my (wife/husband), to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, for even poorer when I’ve been shopping, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.”, “In front of our friends and family gathered here, I promise to love and cherish you in good times and in bad. (“I do”) I DO. I will love you in sickness and in health, as long as you take care of the vet visits. So I give you my life to keep. Who could bear to live in that excitement for even five years? The humor goes as far as you can take it because the script becomes flexible. Let’s hear it for ‘em! I GROOM/BRIDE, take thee, GROOM/BRIDE to be my Husband/Wife, to have and to hold, in sickness and in health, for richer or for poorer, in joy and sorrow, and I promise My love to you. Yet the problem lies in creating the perfect funny wedding script without resorting to dark humor. But, of course, ceasing to be “in love” need not mean ceasing to love. We are gathered together here to join NAME and NAME in the union of marriage. Today we have come together to witness the joining of these two lives. Email John directly at It will take trust, to know, that in your hearts, you truly want what is best for each other. Sara, as you place this ring on Groom‘s finger, repeat these words after me: Daniel and Sara, you have come here today of your own free will and in the presence of family and friends, have declared your love and commitment to each other. Will you share your life with her/him, hold your love firm, and dutifully care for her/him in all the varying circumstances of your life? And it will take commitment, to hold true to the journey you both have pledged to today. A good marriage must be created. Blessing and Presentation of Rings
N., will you have N. as your wife/husband, to live together in marriage? (Declaration of Intent) _____ and _____, may the promises you make this day live always in your hearts and in your home, so that all which you share now deepens and grows, leading you through a lifetime of happiness. your joys and sorrows and all that the years have to bring, and with And it will take commitment to hold true to the journey you have both pledged today.

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